Best Collection of Clean Funny Jokes for Kids
Q & A Jokes
Q: Why did the robber wash his clothes before he
ran away with the loot?
A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.
Q: How does a skeleton call his friends?
A: On the tele-bone.
Q: What is the richest kind of air?
A: A millionaire.
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Q: Who keeps the ocean clean?
A: The mermaid.
Q: Why did the invisible man turn down a job
offer?
A: He just couldn’t see himself doing it.
Q: Why did the skeleton drink eight glasses of
milk every day?
A: Milk is good for the bones.
Q: Why did Johnny jump up and down before he
drank his juice?
A: The carton said to “shake well before drinking.”
Q: What is a baby’s favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
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Q: A cowboy arrives at the ranch on a Sunday,
stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is
that possible?
A: The horse’s name is Friday.
Q: What do you call a bear standing in the rain?
A: A drizzly bear.
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Q: What happened when the spider got a new
car?
A: It took it for a spin.
A duck walks into a store and asks the manager if he
sells grapes. The manager says no, so the duck leaves.
The next day the duck goes back to the store and
asks the manager if he sells grapes. The manager says,
“NO, we don’t sell grapes,” so the duck leaves the
store. The next day the duck goes back to the same
store and asks the manager if he sells grapes. The
manager is furious now and says, “NO, WE DO NOT
SELL GRAPES! IF YOU COME BACK AND ASK
IF WE SELL GRAPES AGAIN, I’LL NAIL YOUR
BEAK TO THE FLOOR!” The next day the duck
goes back to the same store and says to the manager,
“Excuse me, do you sell nails at this store?” The manager
says, “No, we don’t sell nails.” The duck replies,
“That’s good. Do you sell grapes?”
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
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K noc k K noc k Jok e s
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
I butter not tell you—it’s a secret.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy you think we’ll be done with these knock
knock jokes?
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hailey.
Hailey who?
Hailey a cab so I can go home.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
The Wayne is really coming down, so open the
door!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Weasel.
Weasel who?
Weasel be late if you don’t hurry up.
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T ongue T w i s t er s
Try to Say These Ten Times Fast
Giggly gladiator.
Fresh French fries.
Selfish shellfish.
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Sock, skirt, shirt.
Snatch stacked snacks.
Cheap cheese stinks.
Goofy gorillas gobble grapefruits.
Tall trees toss leaves.
Purple penguins pick pickles.
Cooked cookies crumble quickly.
Soggy stuff smells suspicious.
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S ome T hing s
t o T hink A bou t
What do you call a male ladybug?
Why don’t they call moustaches mouthbrows?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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What do they call their good plates in China?
Why is a boxing ring square?
If a fly didn’t have wings, would we call it a walk?
Do fish ever get thirsty?
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