Funny conversation between Husband and Wife

Funny conversation between Husband and Wife - goearnmoneynow.com :

Before Marriage:

Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

Girl: Do you want me to leave?

Boy: NO! Don't even think about it. 

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Of course! Over and over!

Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?

Girl: Will you kiss me?

Boy: Every chance I get!

Girl: Will you hit me?

Boy: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

Girl: Can I trust you?

Boy: Yes.

Girl: Darling!

After marriage: simply read from bottom to top.

Funny conversation between Husband and Wife

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

There was a boy and girl outside looking at the stars. This is their conversation:

Boy: It's nice out.

Girl: Mmmm hmm (Shooting star goes by)

Boy: A shooting star! Make a wish! (Girl makes wish)

Boy: Did you make a wish? Did it come true?

Girl: No.

Boy: Why not?

Girl: Cause your still here!

Boy: -___-

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!

GIRL : How soon??

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : I'd go to the ends of the world for you!

Girl : Okay, but would you stay there?

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : Will you come out with me this Saturday?

Girl : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : Your face must turn a few heads!

Girl : And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out!

Girl : Okay, get out!!!

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : Hi! didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

Girl : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : May I have the pleasure of this dance?

Girl : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : How did you get to be so beautiful?

Girl : I must've been given your share!!!

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Girl : It's hot!!!

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring

BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.

BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.

BOY : Don't you ever want to improve

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : I think I could make you very happy

Girl : Why, are you leaving?

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : What would you say if I asked u to marry me?

Girl : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : Can I have your name?

Girl : why, don't you already have one?

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : Shall we go and see a film?

Girl : I've already seen it!!!

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : Do you think it was fate which brought us together?

Girl : Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

BOY : May I hold your hand?

GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!

BOY : You love me...

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!

GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : Your body is like a temple

Girl : Sorry, there are no services today.

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : I'd like to call you. What's your number?

Girl : It's in the phone book.

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : When we get engaged will you give me a ring??

Girl : Sure, what's your phone number??

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : Will you come out with me this Saturday?

Girl : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : If I kiss u and run, what will u think?

Girl : I’ll think that you are the best idiot in this world.

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!

GIRL : How soon??

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.

BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : Hi! didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

Girl : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : May I have the pleasure of this dance?

Girl : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

Boy : How did you get to be so beautiful?

Girl : I must've been given your share!!!

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Girl : It's hot!!!

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : I'd go to the ends of the world for you!

Girl : Okay, but would you stay there?

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : Your face must turn a few heads!

Girl : And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out!

Girl : Okay, get out!!!

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : I think I could make you very happy

Girl : Why, are you leaving?

Funny conversation between Husband and Wife - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : What would you say if I asked u to marry me?

Girl : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : Can I have your name?

Girl : Why, don't you already have one?

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : Shall we go and see a film?

Girl : I've already seen it!!!

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : Do you think it was fate which brought us together?

Girl : Nah, It was plain bad luck!!!

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : You know I can't seem to get your face out of my mind.

Girl : Wow really, I have a similar problem I cant seem to get you out of my face!!!

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : When I look at your face, I can't hold my self down..

Girl : And when I look at your face I can't seem to keep my food down!

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : You know when they made u they must have broken the mold.

Girl : Yeah and when they were making you must have leaked out of your mold!!

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : Roses are red, Violets are blue, could there be anyone as beautiful as you?

Girl : Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm sure there's no-one as ugly as you!

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : Did you miss me while I was away??

Girl : Were you away??

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??

Girl : What time was it??

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..

BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!

GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!

Girl : I'm a plastic surgeon .I've been looking for a face like yours!!!

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!

GIRL : How soon??

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : Say you love me! Say you love me!

Girl : You love me...

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : When we get engaged will you give me a ring??

Girl : Sure, what's your phone number??

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Girl : Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so Overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour.

Boy : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..

Girl : Don't you ever want to improve??

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : Do you have a phone number I can reach you on?

Girl : Sorry, telephones are against my religion!!!

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Girl : Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : Is this seat empty?

Girl : Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : I'd like to call you. What's your number?

Girl : It's in the phone book.

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : But I don't know your name.

Girl : That's in the phone book too.

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : Hey, baby, what's your sign?

Girl : Do not Enter

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : I know how to please a woman.

Girl : Then please leave me alone.

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : I want to give myself to you.

Girl : Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : Your body is like a temple

Girl : Sorry, there are no services today.

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : I hope you didn't hurt yourself when fell to earth from heaven.

Girl : No, but it looks like you landed on your face!

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : Phoebe says I'm pretty. Rachael says I'm ugly. What do u think, Monica?

Girl: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy: You remind me of the sea.

Girl : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?

Boy : NO, because you make me sick.

Girl : WTF.....

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Girl : I think the poorest people are the happiest.

Boy : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven?

Girl: Because 90% left is stuck with their men.

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Girl : What would you choose? Your life or me?

Boy : Uh, both. :)

Girl : Choose only one.

Boy : Fine. My life.

Girl : *starts to cry* Why?

Boy : Because you are my life. *Kisses girl*

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Girl : Did you hear what people say about us?

Boy : Yeah. I don't care what they say.

2 DAYS LATER

on the bus to go on a field trip

Boy : I need your help.

Girl : About what?

Boy : Well I am struck between two girls.

Girl : Who?

Boy : One is Asia. The other one I will tell you when we get to where we are going.

THEY ARE OFF THE BUS

Girl : so who?

Boy : Well don't laugh but it is you.

Girl : I thought you were going to say your ex.

Boy : Don't tell anyone.

Girl : Can't bare not talkin to her friend and tells.

EVERYTHING WAS FINE THE BOY DATED HIS EX AND THE GIRL IS LOOKING FOR MR.RIGHT

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : I Love You

Girl : Really??

Boy : Yeah But Don't Tell Know One

Girl : *Already texted all her mates* I Won't

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : You light up my world like no other girl!

Girl : I'm black how do I light up your world?

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : You must be wearing space pants because your ass is totally out of this world!!

Girl : Actually they are softball pants because my ass is totally out of your league!!

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Don't know if you heard this one but... anyway here goes:

Before engagement

Girl : I've waited so long for this.

Boy : Do you want to leave me?

Girl : No! Never!

Boy : Do you love me?

Girl : Yes, I did, I'm doing, and I'll do.

Boy : Did you ever cheat me?

Girl : I would rather die than do it.

Boy : Will you kiss me?

Girl : Surely, it's my pleasure.

Boy :Will you hurt me?

Girl : No way! I'm not such person.

Boy : Can I trust you?

Girl : Yes.

Boy : Oh darling!

After engagement. Read it from last line to First line. 

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : If you were a basketball, I will never shoot.

Girl : Why?

Boy : Because I will always miss you.

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy: Life without you is like a broken pencil.

Girl: Why is that?

Boy: Pointless.

Funny Conversations Between Boy and Girl - goearnmoneynow.com :

Boy : Did you know that in the keyboard, U and I are together?

Girl : But Underneath it says JK.

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